I'm Leo, 15 years old and from Germany.
Blogging wildly.
Currently into Metal Gear Solid.
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kaz-miller:

diamond dogs need that kinda water spray u use for misbehaving animals but instead of using it for animals they use it on kaz whenever hes being a bitter asshole again

Sep 21stv+x+57
Girl walks by guy and he gets hard
Girl: Boys are so weak, just walking by gets your dicks hard
Guy: Bitch I was thinking about Metal Gear Solid V so unless you can provide me with Tactical Espionage Action in 1080p at 60fps get that bullshit away from me
Sep 21stv+x+9646

esuerc:

oreohusky:

technohumanlation:

Well you were wrong drift jfc

Can we just talk about how Crosshairs scoots himself up that waterfall?? That’s frigging cute.

Do you think he makes little backing up noises?

Sep 21stv+x+921

fabail:

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Sep 21stv+x+1203

thatkindoffangirl:

Big Boss’ large thighs

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Sep 21stv+x+43
me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
Sep 20thv+x+146845
the SKELETON MAN

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

Sep 20thv+x+120538
Sep 20thv+x+37513
Me: *is home alone*
Me: MEGATRON HAS LEFT THE HOUSE. I, STARSCREAM NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS
Sep 20thv+x+9533

iron-bae:

wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

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Sep 20thv+x+202646
HV.